I’ve been too busy to get to the gym much this fall. Summer was great, but now that I’m back to the day job, it’s nearly impossible to motivate myself to either get up early in the AM to workout, or workout after a 10-hour day. Plus, my gym back home just doesn’t have the same kind of atmosphere where guys are concerned.
BTW, the last post is my all-time favorite image. This one is a close second.
It’s been some time since I posted, so I’ve had LOTS of time to get down and dirty with my new toys.
The winner? Still the Progasm. Some of the other Aneros models are very good, but they all share the same problem: the perineum tab starts to irritate the sensitive skin after 20 minutes or so. The Progasm’s round tab doesn’t rub, so I can use the Progasm time and again without worrying about how sore it’s going to make me (on the outside).
Still not satisfied, I noticed a whole line of products similar to the Aneros devices: The Nexus Prostate Massagers. I purchased an eye-searing orange Nexus Excel. It’s brought me 3 (soon to be 4) great orgasms in the first 48 hours. I’m a happy boy :-)
Will post more specifics about the Aneros products and others at a later date.
photo by MVJantzen (CC)
Dear cute boy at the gym:
I know you’re trying to pull off a hipster/80’s vibe. Generally it works. I particularly enjoy seeing your nips and chiseled abs when your t-shirt-turned-tank-top-with-super-big-arm-holes accidentally shifts. I appreciate how the short shorts show off your legs and other assets. These things, I am all in favor of.
Now, how to put this delicately. There are detractors from your overall hotness. The hipster hair is generally OK, but it’s what you put over it that’s problematic. Headband, meh. The sports goggles, a little weird. The huge headphones, though, absolutely must go. Rather than looking cool, they look like wrestling headgear. Combine them with the headband, and they look like DENTAL headgear. I’m guessing that’s not the look you’re going for.
You’re welcome.
#5 finisher at the Arnold, Toney Freeman, caught my attention in Iron Man Magazine not only with his beautiful physique, but with his studded posing suit. Turns out, he likes showy posing suits, from the bedazzled to the graphically enhanced (though I don’t quite get why you’d want bulletholes through your pubes). I guess if I filled out a tiny suit like he does, I’d flaunt it too.
You know, there’s a big part of me (which is getting bigger as I sit here) that wishes I could look this good. Right now, though, I’ll settle for moderate weight loss, some muscle gain, and a chance to look better in my favorite gear.
So many DILFs at the gym today! And a couple of younger Adonis-types too. All in all, a good bunch of eye candy in the locker room after totally killing it on the machines.
While traveling a few months ago, I got my first Aneros Maximus (shown above). I was hooked in a few days, and as I became accustomed to it, I wondered if there was something that would curl my toes. Soon, I upgraded to the Progasm Ice, which is huge by comparison. Now, I won’t travel anywhere without it; it never fails to get me oozing like crazy, and the boost in sensation and sensitivity is off the charts — I don’t jack off without it anymore and can honestly say it has replaced BOXES of toys.
Since the Progasm can be a bit big and give almost TOO much prostate pressure at times, and since I’ve been going to the gym consistently for 2 weeks now, I decided to indulge. If all goes according to plan, UPS will deliver my order from Things4Fun tomorrow, and tomorrow night, I’ll be on another plane of pleasure. Hopefully the Helix will be “Just right,” and the Eupho will live up to its promise of being the most mobile of the Aneros line for the “advanced user.” I’ll keep you posted ;-)
P.S. MUCH more to come about prostate stimulation in the not-so-distant future!
Some of the hottest men on the net aren’t real.
Ever have one of those moments where your heart skips a beat because you think you recognize someone? Aaron Action definitely had a doppelganger working out at my gym today. I wanted to follow him into the locker room to see if the hairs poking out over the collar of his yellow tank-top belied a chest as lovely as Aaron’s. However, I stayed on the machine, knowing that was the more prudent course of action.
My tastes tend toward the bulkier guys, obviously. As I age, and as I have a partner who favors sleeker men, my tastes are growing to include slightly younger, slimmer guys. But the “homme nouveau” mannequin, with a 35″ chest and 27″ waist? Seriously? This is a body type men aspire to? Wow.
I just joined a gym. Not the Y, not the college’s gym, but a GYM. All the weight machines I really like, as well as a sauna, steam room, and jacuzzi in the locker room. Even though it’s not cruisy (which I’m grateful for — I like eye candy, but don’t want to feel like I’m in a meat market), there’s something inherently hot about it.
Today was day four at the gym, and I’m going to allow myself the pleasure of finding an inspiring image each day I work out. Here’s today’s:
Recent Comments